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Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim

Des Dillon's smash hit comedy, Singing I'm No A Billy He's A Tim, is coming to The Byre Theatre St Andrews on 31st May!

Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim

About Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim

Israeli vs Palestinian, Catholic vs Protestant, Celtic vs Rangers… When tribal factions clash can reason ever prevail? What happens when on the day of the Old Firm Match, you lock up a Celtic and Rangers fan in a cell together? Fireworks! And a weird kind of unity.

An award-winning comedy play exploring bigotry and ethnic identity, Singin’ I’m No A Billy, He’s A Tim is a phenomenon in Scotland where it has sold out countless nationwide tours, a sensation at the Edinburgh Festival and now touring Internationally.

Written by Des Dillon and Directed by Stephen Cafferty, featuring Scott Kyle (Outlander, Angels Share, Kajaki and Winner of Stage Award for Acting Excellence), Colin Little (River City, Fried, Gasping, The Secret Agent) and James Miller.

Age 16+

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